Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Shouldn't Roseanne Barr Know How to Spell Rumor?

From her MySpace page:
The fired intern from MySpace (Not Joey) has also stolen my private sex tape. Iam offering $25,000 for it's return (unless someone would like to distribute it — then I'm willing to deal). The rumer mill says that Perez Hilton knows who took it.
Then again, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter is named Rumer. Perhaps Hollywood has some sort of grinding device that is used on the spawn of celebrities. That could explain a lot.

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