Thursday, July 17, 2008

Grammar for Spammers

We just got this spam in our inbox:

Subject line: Store for Man's

Waste no time on useless exercise to gett of some kilos, there is better way.

This season hottest pilules.

Now, we could translate this into English, like so:
Subject line: Store for Men

Don't waste time exercising to lose weight. There is a better way: this season's hottest pills. Here!
We could. But we will resist that urge. It isn't very often a spammer has such grammar that nearly every word is either misspelled, awkward, or both. It's pure genius. If we were a fat man, we could hardly resist trying the pilules, just to see what crazy magic might occur.

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