The Scariest Spam Contest

This came in our inbox today and frightened us thoroughly:

Even if you have no erectin problems SOFT CIAzLIS would help you to make BETTER SE X MORE OFTEN! and to bring unimagnable plesure to her.

Just disolve half a pil under your tongue and get ready for action in 15 minutes.

The tests showed that the majority of men after taking this medic ation were able to have PERFECT ER ECTI ON during 36 hours!

The corrected (somewhat) version:

Even if you have no erection problems, SOFT CIAzLIS soft Cialis would will help you to make have better sex more often, and to bring unimaginable pleasure to her. (We get this sort of pleasure from good spelling and conventional capitalization.)

Just dissolve half a pill under your tongue, and get ready for action in 15 minutes.

The tests showed that the majority of men, after taking this medication, were able to have perfect erections during 36 hours!

We feel sorry for the poor fellows who get imperfect erecctions, but he “during” part is where we get stuck. Does that mean erections lasting 36 hours each? Or erections at during a 36-hour time span? Outside the rare three-day weekend, both options make us shudder just a wee.

If you get scarier spam, please let us know.