Thursday, June 29, 2006

God, That's Some Bad Grammar

All SPOGG ambassador Xavier wanted was a nice, Christian-themed away message for his instant-messaging software.

What he found, however, was that the Devil truly is in the details, at least when it comes to grammar. How many errors can you find below? (Click to enlarge.)

Lest we get our fleece in a tangle, though, it must be pointed out that the Bible itself contains numerous grammatical errors (some people who know more ancient languages than we do insist there is an error on every page).

While some fear this knowledge could erode the faith of believers everywhere, SPOGG interprets it differently: Like most of our male relatives, God just happens to be better at geography and biology than grammar.

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