Craig Conley asks the important question, though. Why are Zs, Js, Xs and Ws considered dirty letters? Is there something we don't know about?
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
John McCain needs YOU!
The John McCain 2008 Presidential Campaign is looking for interns for positions available immediately in our Arlington, Virginia headquarters.
In addition to giving you real-world work experience, this program provides an opportunity to participate in the most exciting presidential election in history! Campaign Internships are unpaid and participants are responsible for arranging their own transportation and housing.
Interns will work with staff on various projects essential to the campaign and play a significant role in Senator McCain’s campaign.
Interested candidates should send a resume and cover letter (with availability) to: Volunteer2@JohnMcCain.com
John Cummins, Deputy Director of Volunteers
There is no hyphen in thank you. Thank you. That is all.
On second thought, we did notice the hyphen in real-world work experience. This is fine. But is there any such thing as fake-world work experience? When there isn't an opposite to the modifier, you generally don't need the modifier. Politicians. Must they always bloat things?
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
Have a favorite portmanteau of your own? SPOGG is having a contest. The best one wins a prize from the SPOGG shop. Send your entries to email@example.com.
Since I received a matched set of decade-appropriate teal suitcases for high school graduation, I've had an unholy obsession with luggage.
For at least as long, I've also had an indecent interest in the lives of celebrities. Now, the realization that my favorite kind of word is also a type of suitcase and it has to do with celebrities is almost more than I can bear.
I'm talking here about portmanteaus.
In the world of suitcases, a portmanteau is a stiff leather case that hinges open to reveal two equal-sized storage compartments.
As great as this is, the word-nerd's version is even better. A portmanteau is a hybrid of two other words that carries the meaning of both. The word itself is even a portmanteau, as it comes from the French word "porter," meaning "to carry," and "manteau," a "cloak or mantle." Sigh.
And talk about celebrity baggage ... it's there, too, in the form of TomKat, Gyllenspoon and even Bennifer.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
In any case, Chris Crocker is now on Facebook, where we just discovered an interesting new hyphenate: self-portraist.
Website: http://www.youtube.com/itschriscrockerSelf-portraist. Does this mean one who portrays himself? As opposed to an actor or actress playing a role? We would have used "person" in the same place. But maybe Chris Crocker is shooting for something more than being just a person. Should we leave...(sob)...Chris Crocker...(sob)...alone? Nah. We will let you know how he responds to a stern letter.
Personal Information: "With over [sic] 116 Million video views [counting both Myspace and Youtube]- [sic] I am THE most watched [sic] video self-portraist on the internet [sic]."
Personal Interests: Britney
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Subject line: Store for Man'sNow, we could translate this into English, like so:
Waste no time on useless exercise to gett of some kilos, there is better way.
This season hottest pilules.
Subject line: Store for MenWe could. But we will resist that urge. It isn't very often a spammer has such grammar that nearly every word is either misspelled, awkward, or both. It's pure genius. If we were a fat man, we could hardly resist trying the pilules, just to see what crazy magic might occur.
Don't waste time exercising to lose weight. There is a better way: this season's hottest pills. Here!
Monday, July 14, 2008
We couldn't help but notice this word of caution from an etiquette expert:
For Pamela Eyring, the owner and director of the Protocol School of Washington, correct grammar and punctuation--whether it's avoiding the all caps curse or using spell check--is essential.While it isn't scientific proof that bad grammar is annoying to encounter at work, we'll take it. (Read more.)
"When you're doing e-mails, the first thing you have to remember is that your e-mails reflect you," Eyring says. "So that e-mail courtesy is just like writing someone a letter: [You need] correct grammar, spelling and punctuation.
Monday, July 07, 2008
This comes from the AP story about new additions to Merriam-Webster's collegiate dictionary.
We consider this a good thing, especially because "mondegreen" appears in our forthcoming book, Things That Make Us [Sic], along with a host of other things that might not have made the dictionary, including lolcat (we study the rules of this particular brand of kitty-pidgin).
And then there's "mondegreen." In a category of its own, it describes words mistaken for other words. A mondegreen most often comes from misunderstood phrases or lyrics.
It comes from an old Scottish ballad in which the lyric "laid him on the green" has been confused over time with "Lady Mondegreen."
Among the best-known modern examples: "There's a bathroom on the right" in place of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "There's a bad moon on the rise" and "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" in place of "kiss the sky" in the 1967 Jimi Hendrix classic "Purple Haze." [NOTE: WE THINK "WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IS FUNNIER THAN THESE EXAMPLES. CAN YOU NOT SAY "DOUCHE" IN A FAMILY PAPER?]
Mondegreen, first spotted in print in 1954, was among tens of thousands of words the wordsmiths watched for decades. That and others make the cut for the dictionary based on how widely they are used in publications ranging from newspapers to technical manuals.
We reviewed the index this morning; here is a partially marked-up snippet for the "egregious errors" entry:
We hope that makes you want to buy the book. It comes out in October, but you can order it in advance and save 32 percent. (At SPOGG, we are thrifty as well as grammatical.)
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Microsoft's search team is offering to pay people to use their product. We have no objection to that, even if it sounds a wee desperate.
We do not, however, like the word "cashback."
Cash back is TWO words. Did they disable their spell-check? The only "cashback" we know is a pink piggy bank with a slit on his spine. We wouldn't object to being stuffed with money, but it would be so hard to reach back there that it couldn't possibly be worth the special post-surgery wardrobe.
In any case, this is the second time Microsoft has been stingy with the space bar. Remember when MSN was more useful "everyday"? Goodtimes. Forsure.
Friday, July 04, 2008
DOVER, N.Y. -- Two teenagers who drove to Oniontown after a series of YouTube videos portrayed the hamlet as a run-down, backwoods dump were pelted with rocks by an angry group of young residents, authorities said.
The two 17-year-olds from Mahopac, about 30 miles south of Oniontown, suffered head and face injuries.
Troopers arrested a 17-year-old from Oniontown on Thursday and charged him with criminal mischief. Additional arrests were expected, police said.
State police investigator Eric Schaefer said it wasn't the first time out-of-towners were attacked by local residents.
"The biggest recommendation at this point is for everybody to stay out of there," Schaefer said. "Anybody that doesn't belong there, anybody that's not a resident, just stay out of Oniontown."
No, we're not going to make fun of Oniontown. We don't want anyone throwing rocks at us. Though, it does seem a bit run-down and backward to pelt outsiders with rocks. If you want to prove your sophistication, you should throw purebred cats, or maybe designer cheese. But that's not why we posted this.
Rather, we wanted the sheriff to know he should say "who" instead of "that" when he's talking about people. Even if they don't have a fancy Oniontown address, they're still people.
That said, a movie about the Founding Fathers being werewolves could be really cool. They didn't just want democracy; they wanted freedom from the King and his endless supply of silver bullets. Aroooo!
Anyway, we feel better having called this apostrophe catastrophe to your attention. This is ever so much more useful than wearing a flag pin, however attractive those might be.