Thursday, May 18, 2006

Might Makes Right


More crazytalk out of Pat Robertson. Says he:

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

"Well may?" Oh, Lord. That should be:

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There might be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest. Also, I am 98 percent lunatic, but possess just enough sanity to couch my predictions in ifs and mights. Don't forget to feel scared enough to donate money to me. A millionaire's gotta eat! Amen!"

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