Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Grammar for Sp ammer$

Oh, the spam we get.

Though this is hard to read, the subject line says, "Do you know that whale's dick weights 1 ton."

First of all, if you have a whale with a one-ton unit, it's not a question, it's an interjection --or an ejaculation, as the case may be.

Second of all, it's weighs, not weights.

Third of all, you should write out numbers one through nine.

In short:

That whale's dick weighs one ton!

And finally: No, we don't wanna see it, try it, or anything of the sort.

Leave us alone. People who deal in animal penises are gross, regardless of their grammar.

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