Thursday, January 28, 2010

Tales from the Casting Ouch

Here are genuine Hollywood casting calls in all their warty glory, sent by our spy in Tinseltown.

No experience need it.
That's right. If you don't have any experience, you need it.

Needs Extras For Background Rolls
Cinnamon or jelly?

(You will be given) all new underware.
I don't even want to know.

Need spell check.

Can you do dance routings?
I always dance when I'm networking computers or arranging mail for delivery.

Role: Person who see's the light
See's Candies shops tend to have lights.


Lorie Ann Grover said...

So much fun!Well, you know what I mean. Sadly.

Andygirl said...

Is underware a new word for placemats?

Martha Brockenbrough said...

That would go well with the tableclothes in a previous post.