Sunday, July 02, 2006

I'm Gonna Git You, Smucker's!

Okay, that headline was a pathetic reference to what is probably an even worse movie.

But can you blame us? This jam label, sent by SPOGG lieutenant Judy M., really crushes our berries:

It's true that there is less sugar and fewer calories in this reduced-sugar concoction (a hyphen there beneath the Concord Grape would have been nice, Smucker's).

But it should be "1/2 the calories and sugar of regular jelly!" Or, "half as much sugar as regular jelly."

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