But can you blame us? This jam label, sent by SPOGG lieutenant Judy M., really crushes our berries:
It's true that there is less sugar and fewer calories in this reduced-sugar concoction (a hyphen there beneath the Concord Grape would have been nice, Smucker's).
But it should be "1/2 the calories and sugar of regular jelly!" Or, "half as much sugar as regular jelly."