SPOGG's Hollywood actress friend has sent us more real errors from casting calls, along with her biting repartee:
Seeking: ametaur decorators.
Is that someone who outfits a centaur's cousin?
Wardrobe: Glases. High hills.
The hills are alive with the sound of glazing...[SPOGG suspects the hills they desire are at least a C-cup.]
Wardrobe: Two peace baiting suit.
What, a floppy hat and a fishing pole? [SPOGG: And love for one's fellow man, natch.]
"Excellent scene for someone looking to build there real."
...so the foreman points to the empty lot and says, "Build there. Real."
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round, like a record baby, right 'round 'round 'round.
Seeking: ALL ELASTICITIES.
This was also spotted last month. Are you still hiring rubber bands, or did you mean all ethnicities?