Monday, March 17, 2008

Presidential Candidates Pontificate on Punctuation

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune ran something we wish we'd thought of:

Effective writing: If presidential candidates debated use of punctuation
By STEPHEN WILBURS, Special to the Star Tribune

March 16, 2008

Wouldn't it be fun to hear the two Democratic candidates and the Republican candidate debate one another? To keep things balanced, we've asked former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee to join. Rather than discuss the future of our nation, they will address the issue on everyone's mind: correct grammar and punctuation:

Q What are your thoughts regarding the appropriate use of the semicolon?

Sen. Barack Obama: Our movement is real, change is coming to America and the time has come to use semicolons appropriately.

Sen. John McCain: Although I've never minded the role of the underdog, we must get used to the idea that semicolons are the front- running punctuation mark.

Huckabee: A lot of people have been trying to say this is a two-mark contest between semicolons and colons. Well, you know what? It is. And I like them both.

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