Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Greetings from President Bush

We think it's safe to assume that President Bush hasn't yet heard that he won a SPOGG Award for being the celebrity with the worst grammar.

This letter arrived by Federal Express today.

In it, President Bush sends his greetings and good wishes. Couldn't he have sent this before we complained to a local reporter that our "Dear Mr. Bush" letter had gone unanswered? Now, we feel petty and mean--even more than usual.

And we must say, with the exception of the needlessly capitalized "Nation," we find no flaws in his letter.

In return for his thoughtful and correct correspondence, we wish Mr. President a Happy National Grammar Day, and we congratulate him on winning this particular election in a landslide. He really is a uniter! We have proof!

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