Commady!

We found this headline in today's Seattle P-I:

Shoot. There goes our trade-in honey

Honey. It's delicious, but it's still not worth its weight in gold.

So step away from the pantry. Instead, reach into the couch cushions and pull out a comma. One has no doubt wedged itself there, along with loose change and your spare keys. Then insert the comma thus: "Shoot. There goes our trade-in, honey."