Bless You, Fox News

They edited this before we could snag a screen shot, but check out this evil word twin Fox News accidentally posted yesterday as a headline:

Key Milestone Reached in Drive to Beautify Pope John Paul II

It is hard to leave a beautiful corpse unless you live fast and die young, and we don't think the Popemobile can go above 20MPH. It's beatify people. Beatify.

(Thanks to Mrs. McC for the swell find.)