We received this e-mail in our inbox from a 15-year-old named Mitch whose last name is being withheld for obvious reasons:
Subject line: Your hot oh my, i saw your picture on a website, and i must say, you are a definite hottie, i may be 15, but i know what is hot and what is not, and you martha, are a milf.
While we are not going to dispute our MILF status, there are a few problems in this e-mail that must be corrected:
1) It's you're hot, not your hot (but thanks, anyway, Mitch)
2) Web site. Two words, with a capital W. The acronym MILF also must be capitalized.
3) The e-mail is one run-on after another. It's the verbal equivalent of a train wreck and should be recast thus:
Oh my. I saw your picture on a Web site, and I must say, you are a definite hottie. I may be 15, but I know what is hot and what is not, and you, Martha, are a MILF.