Looking for tanner, alto, and soprano
Lend me a tenor.
imagine star wars with black eyed pees madonna and justin timberlake
Does this really need commentary?
You will be laying in a body bag wearing a thing and bra with blood all over.
I assume they meant "thong" instead of "thing," but I'm not sure which is more horrifying.
Role: Cool Girl's
What is she, other than cool? What does she possess?
Role type: Looser brother
Looser than what, exactly?
Could you play like a half goldminer half serial killer half hillbilly?
That all adds up to one-point-five, but sounds really ten-point-oh on the crazy scale.
please send two shirtless photos-- including one of your back (if you have one).
If you are a backless alien, you may still apply.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
More Tales from the Casting Couch
These are real casting calls sent to us by an up-and-coming Hollywood actress. Enjoy!