Attire Requirements: Client to provide black saghetti [sic] strap tank top, sliver [sic] jewelry, black high heels and black leggings.
She writes, "Hmm. Models are generally only desirable if they’re very fit (i.e., not sagging). And I don’t think “slivers” are generally attractive unless you have masochistic/sadistic bents!"
Apparently Linnea is not on the mailing list for the Menopause and Masochism catalog. We'll have to fix that right away.