Can a Pelosi titillates Congress headline be far behind?

An online journal in which members of The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar document their noble efforts.
Jeff Stone* is perfectly correct in colorfully noting that "there's no freakin' X in the word 'especially.'" Yet we can't help fondly remembering those centuries when the word "expecial" meant "singular" or "exceptional," as in the context of accessories designed "to meet the expecial needs of the physician" (BROOKLYN MEDICAL JOURNAL, Vol. 8, 1894) or European colonists in the Potomac being advised not to expose themselves to the danger of the Tuscarora War of 1711 "without expecial necessity" (James Rice, NATURE AND HISTORY IN THE POTOMAC COUNTRY, 2009).
Our favorite context for the word "expecial" is, of course, the world of algebra! Back in 1919, a textbook entitled FIRST COURSE IN ALGEBRA embodied "an expecial effort to connect the elements of algebra in a clear and forcible manner with the affairs of every-day life." If any field is qualified to put an X in "especially," it's algebra!
Looking for tanner, alto, and soprano
Lend me a tenor.
imagine star wars with black eyed pees madonna and justin timberlake
Does this really need commentary?
You will be laying in a body bag wearing a thing and bra with blood all over.
I assume they meant "thong" instead of "thing," but I'm not sure which is more horrifying.
Role: Cool Girl's
What is she, other than cool? What does she possess?
Role type: Looser brother
Looser than what, exactly?
Could you play like a half goldminer half serial killer half hillbilly?
That all adds up to one-point-five, but sounds really ten-point-oh on the crazy scale.
please send two shirtless photos-- including one of your back (if you have one).
If you are a backless alien, you may still apply.
Isabel Marant is bringing her enviable Parisian chic style stateside this month, opening a store in N.Y.C’s Soho district, and her fall collection in walking down the runway in Paris literally as we speak—we are waiting with baited breath for both!
"It is not because that mechanism is in a different document, as it should be."Barry writes, "The problem is that it's missing a critical comma. And I bet the writer doesn't even realize that, and will wonder why his statement is misinterpreted. The comma should be after 'not'. Eats, shoots, and leaves."
“Perfect grammar—persistent, continuous, sustained—is the fourth dimension, so to speak; many have sought it, but none has found it.”Check out The WORD.
Read the rest.Pulp Diction 4: The Dark Tower
The Amtrak from Baltimore to New York was only ninety minutes late to Penn Station, and the sun was setting as Fogarty and I crept up on AP Stylebook Headquarters.“We’re in luck,” I whispered. “They haven’t lowered the portcullis yet.”“But there’s a guard,” she said.“Maybe you could distract that slab of brawn while I slip past.”“Leave it to me.” She loosened two buttons on her blouse and walked up to the muscle. His head turned; I slipped past. A minute later, after a dull thud and a splash, Fogarty was beside me.
You know you're a real national holiday when someone makes a video. Thanks, Grammar Girl!
The money fundraised by our office goes directly back to students.Dana didn't love "fundraised" dressed up as a verb, but to us, the worse problem is the redundancy. What else to fundraisers raise besides money? It's like saying "revert back."
Original Message From: REDACTED
Originated by Consumer: Don't know whether you did this deliberately or your ad agency rep can't spell, but your Internet banner ad for Cinnamon Toast Crunch is misspelled. It reads "Life Life to the Cinnamonist"--this should be "Cinnamonest." The "ist" ending is a person, e.g., "perfectionist." You wanted the superlative suffix, as in "fastest."
Dear REDACTED:
Thank you for contacting General Mills. We appreciate your comments regarding our advertising for Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. Your opinion is important to us, and will be shared with our marketing and advertising staff.
We hope you continue to enjoy our products.
Sincerely,
Lori Quinn
Consumer Services
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We received this from Steven Chappell, Director of Student Media at Middle Tennessee State University:
My all-time favorite from a student is this gem, which came to me when she missed a test.
"Dr. Chappell,
I'm sorry I missed today's test. I wasn't feeling well. I would be glad to discuss my make-up exam with you at your earliest opportunity. I am sorry for the incontinence."
I sent this reply:
"Dear ----,
Please refer to the syllabus, which requires you to contact me in advance regarding all make-up exams, including those for illness. The next time you are sick, it is not necessary for you to be so descriptive regarding your medical problem, but you do need to contact me in advance to schedule a make-up exam."
No. 2 on my list was this lead on a story from a student, who was writing a class-assigned story on a genetic engineering lecture on campus:
"Professor of English Martha Bartter spoke about the implications of a world containing genetically modified orgasms, focusing on the language barrier that causes problems and the religious aspect."
While I think it was genetically modified organisms that were the topic of the lecture, this new topic would have been much more interesting.
One 17th-century typo may have had an incalculable cost in moral terms. In the so-called “Wicked Bible” of 1631, the word “not” was omitted from the seventh commandment, resulting in the entreaty, “thou shalt commit adultery”. The printers were fined £300 for inadvertently corrupting public morals.Read the rest of the story. We would really like a copy of that Wicked Bible. It sounds even more interesting than the original.
Attire Requirements: Client to provide black saghetti [sic] strap tank top, sliver [sic] jewelry, black high heels and black leggings.