The Trouble with Billionaire Teens

This is from Miley Cyrus's blog, via Wonderwall. She's talking about a photograph where she's shown making slanty eyes with a group of friends:

If that would of [sic] been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new 'BAD GIRL'! ... I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on."

We think the professional virgin might be saving conjugation for marriage. Someone should tell her conjugal and conjugation aren't quite the same thing.