An Early Valentine

This comes from the noble and magnificent John at The Writing Workshop. One of his friends received it from a vendor. The bottom line? We will never complain about our job again...not after finding out what some people are going through:

Hi Cheryl,

The decision is based on information obtained from evaluating the customer including, but not limited to:
* Credit data
* Billing and payment history
* Approved requests for credit

Janice will call you at 10 a.m. today re your appeal. Once again I apologize for the incontinence this has caused you and your team. If you have any further questions don't hesitate to call me directly.