There's Just a Lot Wrong Here

A Hollywood actress who shall not be named to protect her privacy but who is nonetheless a gem sent us this actual casting call. The first error? The name of the movie. The best? They want someone who can "spa" as a boxer:

Tuesday, Feb. 24, 2009, 5:10 PM Pacific
LEDGENDS
Feature Film
NON-UNION

Casting Director: Dorothy Findlater
Start Date: Fall
Location: Los Angeles & Florida
Pay Rate: 500-$800

SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY

NOTE: ALSO INCLUDE PERFORMANCE VIDEOS OR ACTOR SLATES IF AVAILABLE. DO NOT SEND DEMO TAPES.

Looking for a fantastic look and act-alike for up and coming project:

[ MUHAMMAD ALI ]
must have great physic and be able to spa as a boxer. (Though no actual fighting will accrue).