Friday, February 20, 2009

Insert Dictionary Pun Here

Look, we have as much interest in procreation as the grammar lover (oh, the copulative conjunction...the shameless suggestiveness of the semicolon).

This explains our grave concern that somewhere out there is a thesaurus maker who thinks "procreate" means "the biological imperative to procrastinate."

That's actually the definition of a) blogging and/or b) being a teenager. And everyone knows that these people should generally be kept from reproducing themselves until their respective conditions clear up on their own.

Thanks to Craig Conley for the find and for, well, pretty much everything.

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