Smokin' Punctuation

While we do like to give credit to rockers who at least attempt to acknowledge the beauty of punctuation, we're a bit worried about Jarvis, um, Cocker. (Forgive us. We have a thing about funny last names.) Moving on...

Please see the following:

Former PULP frontman Jarvis Cocker is dreading the imminent smoking ban in England. Cocker says, "I believe that public smoking is a form of punctuation and without fag breaks, we won't have those necessary little pauses to reflect on life, which becomes one long sentence with no full stops of commas."

A comma is a pause. A period is a full stop. What are you smoking, man?

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