BLIND ITEM: What 35 year old raisin-face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist? HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...
The next item comes from Britney Spears' paper on "Antigone." The writing is hard to read, but she spells loses as "looses," there as "their" and rumor as "roomer," and that's just on the first page.
Here's the sad part -- Christie's Auction House is asking $500 for this, which is about what we made on our first book:
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