SPOGG scout Jeff E. sent us this sign, and we took the time today to leave voicemail.
Hello. We represent the Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar, and we have some concerns about the spelling on your sign. It's G-R-A-M-M-A-R. Again, we are the Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar, and we are here to help you. Please contact us if you have any questions."
Just for kicks and grins, we think we'll call back this afternoon.