Ask the Ayatollah

The Grand Ayatollah Sistani keeps a Web site where he posts the rules on everything from anal sex to wine drinking (with stops in the "clogne and perfume" department along the way).

SPOGG noticed that while both cockfighting and anal sex were "permissible but disliked/extremely abominable," grammar and spelling received nary a mention.

It must be an oversight, so we have written to the Ayatollah asking his opinion. Stay tuned...