We invented this rule after a friend showed us the menu at a local burger joint.
You'll have to click to see the larger view, but the restaurant's motto is this: We use the freshest and highest quality ingredients to make sure our "burgers" taste great.
The new rule: No putting quotations around meat, unless the ingredients are not actually meat. And if that is the case, please do not feed it to us. Faux meat is as scary as misused quotation marks. Eek!