SPOGG declares war on Canada

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SPOGG has just become aware of the hockey team known as the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Leafs?

This is unbeleafable. It cannot stand. Here in America, the Harvard Crimson does not become "The Crimsons." Nor does our beloved Stanford Cardinal become "The Cardinals."

Therefore, in the name of total North American dominance, leaf must not become Leafs in plural. Stay tuned for the letter campaign.

Sincerely,
The outraged people of SPOGG.