Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Grammar for Sp ammer$
Oh, the spam we get.
Though this is hard to read, the subject line says, "Do you know that whale's dick weights 1 ton."
First of all, if you have a whale with a one-ton unit, it's not a question, it's an interjection --or an ejaculation, as the case may be.
Second of all, it's weighs, not weights.
Third of all, you should write out numbers one through nine.
That whale's dick weighs one ton!
And finally: No, we don't wanna see it, try it, or anything of the sort.
Leave us alone. People who deal in animal penises are gross, regardless of their grammar.
Posted by Martha Brockenbrough at 4:12 PM