We know you weren't born yet when M.C. Hammer was doing his "2 legit... 2 legit 2 quit" hands.
We also know that you were born in Canada, a land somewhat sheltered from our crazy brand of American cool.
But we need you to know that it's no longer cool or rebellious or fresh or punky or anything other than lazy to use numerals as a shortcut.
This is your book, Justin. It is forever--or at least until it goes out of print. When you're contemplating forever, we recommend taking the time to spell words out. Trust us. No one will think you're a dork.
If you are worried about such things, though, we think your hairstyle is the much bigger risk to your rep. You've taken the artfully tousled Zac Efron hair helmet from 2006 and turned it into something that resembles a blond bathing cap.
We do love you, though. We really do. Please get it right in your next memoir.
4 comments:
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Oh geez. Where do I even begin? The Beaver wrote a memoir? He's 12. How much could he possibly say? Maybe it's just very short. Or every other word is like.
On the up side, I now have "2 legit 2 quit" in my head.
Why, oh why? This is sad :|
I can't complain about anything the Bieber does. My three month old grandson laughs and squeals to the "Baby" video. I'm not sure *why* my daughter was watching Bieber videos...but anything that soothes a grouchy baby...:)
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