Friday, July 23, 2010

We Wish!

This comes from a sign at Lowe's: 

Thank you for permitting your children to participate in the Lowe’s Build and Grow Clinic! In order to help us better serve you and your child, please fill out this Clinic Waiver Form in its entirety. Lowe's values your participation and we look forward to helping your child Build and Grow! The first 50 kids to register and be present at the store at 10am will receive a kit, aprons and googles.






Wow. We'd like to receive googles, too. We'd sell our stock, buy some goggles, and spend the rest of our lives lounging by the pool.


Thanks to Trisha W. for sending it in.

3 comments:

Copy said...

So each child receives one kit, and an undescribed amount of aprons and googles/goggles? How many aprons can one kid wear? Must be a messy clinic...

Martha Brockenbrough said...

Infinite aprons! (My new favorite band name.)

ds1satx said...

And don't overlook the misused possessive form, "Lowe's values your participation."