The Little Things

When you're holding a sign with your name on it and making a national television appearance, here are some things you'll want to check:

Capital letters?
Yup.

Apostrophe after the I?
Check.

Spelling his own name correctly?
Whoopsy-daisy.

Unless this is some sort of subtle Iraq war reference that we just don't get, it's Joaquin. With a u in it. And this, my friends, is probably the saddest thing we've seen all week, even if we wouldn't mind being the sassy June Carter to his strung-out Johnny Cash. We proofread Joaquin! Call us!