We're Commatose

Defamer.com. It's good for Hollywood gossip, bad for punctuation. Behold this sentence:

Remember, Lisa Marie Nowak, adult-undergarment-wearing, crazy-in-love
astronaut?

Unless they're talking to Ms. Nowak, that comma after "remember" is unnecessary. An article before adult-undergarment-wearing would be nice, too. Like this:

Remember Lisa Marie Nowak, the adult-undergarment-wearing,
crazy-in-love astronaut?

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