Monday, September 12, 2011

Craiglisterious: We Don't Know What This Means

SPOGG member Linnea D sent this Craigslist gem. 

We suggest you read it out loud to appreciate the full measure of the lunacy. Druck free? Maybe. But we doubt it.

Will Drive car with person Truck with load car with pet (orange park to brunswick ga)

CLEAN WHITE 48 RETIRED GREAT RIVER NO TICKETS NO ACCIDENTS WILL DRIVER YOUR CARE TRUCK WITH LOAD CARE WITH LOAD

CARE WITH ANIMALS....NEED TO GET TO BRUNSWICK GA TOMORROW.....

DRUCK AND BOOZE FREE PLEASE EMAIL BACK OR CALL DRIJVE SAFE YOU PAY FROM GAS VERY IMPORTANT..CALL 904 477 2250
 

5 comments:

ChildsPlay said...

I'm not convinced he is "druck and booze free".

Gloria said...

Martha, neither am I. Sounds to me like he's super "druck".

Martha Brockenbrough said...

Love these comments!

Musical Mantra said...

This must be Charlie from 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'!

Avra-Sha Faohla said...

I don't even understand this.