It has come to our attention that the green vegetable we accused of illiteracy recently is most likely a jalapeno, not a pickle.
SPOGG regrets the error. In our defense, we were not able to look under his hat, and the content of his pants is ambiguous. He still spelled "spicy" incorrectly. For a jalapeno--if he is indeed that--this is inexcusable.
A belated thanks to John at The Writing Workshop for removing the scales from our eyes.