It's a ring. Made--somehow, mysteriously--from a man's most private bits. Here's his headline, verbatim:
Its my scrotum made into a ring seriouslyWe could correct this grammar, of course. If we did, it would read, "It's my scrotum, made into a ring. Seriously." But that would be a bit like rearranging doilies in a burning house. It wouldn't fix the deeper problem—namely, that the artist thinks anyone would want to wear a ring made from the scrotum-print of a stranger who might be several noodles short of spaghetti, judging by his grammar.
Here's his big sales pitch:
This ring is both a work of art and a great conversation piece. Please feel free to contact me if you would like more details.We get the work-of-art thing. We're sure he worked hard on it, and it is an innovative use of materials. We do not, however, want more details, as we can imagine they would involve the words "tiny hairs," "hot wax" and "excruciating tinglies."
Nor would we want our conversations to revolve around such things. In our experience, if you want to end a conversation or a blog post—say scrotum.
See? It works.