We'd Almost Like to Work with This Guy

From Craigslist (via Tiffany O.):

Help needed writing my way out of paper bag (telecommute)

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Date: 2011-06-17, 7:55PM CDT
Reply to: job-wsvvu-2447219390@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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I'm trying to write some light humor pieces, and need a second pair of eyes. I'm not so much a Strunk and White guy as a drunken white guy. Help save me from myself and my creative punctuation.

This would be very infrequent, and by the piece.

• Location: telecommute
• Compensation: United States
• Telecommuting is ok.
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 2447219390

We Don't Care How Good Jim Tastes

Nor do we care that he is free of that pesky gluten. We're just not ready to become cannibals.

(Thanks to Cristin F. for the photo.)