Tuesday, April 20, 2010

More Tales from the Casting Couch

Here's the latest in our regular feature of embarrassingly bad and 100-percent genuine casting calls sent to us by a Hollywood actress we know and adore.

This month's theme is role-playing. What are directors seeking?

  • An attractive heroin.
  • A heart braking soft hero.
  • Leading bably beutifull girl star with good eyes.
  • Oh, and don't forget:
  • please only submitt if your that flaVOR. dont waste yours or our time.
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3 comments:

  1. Andygirl1:49 PM

    I'm not even sure what they meant to say in that last one. Bad sign, methinks.

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  2. Anonymous5:30 PM

    It is entirely possible that my heart would put on the brakes if faced with a soft hero. Fabio does it for me, every time.

    And really, who wants ugly heroin? It's much better to have the pretty drapes and comfortable pillows.

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  3. ChildsPlay6:49 AM

    "bably beutifull"?!?

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